Trump team says time to take the gloves off Debate # 2
Donald Trump will spare no tactic in presidential debate number two, October 9. This means up front and nasty--with Hillary's marriage to Bill. "Last time I was kind to her, very decent," Mr. Trump has said. "But no more. That's the way it is,...
Read full storyTrump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties
In anther appeal to anti-Islamic sentiment republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has stated that he intends to rid the country of Arabic numerals for security reasons. During one of his narcissistic tirades in the middle of a campaign spee...
Read full storyInfinite Silent But Deadly Syndrome
Dr. Ralph Suderman, dean of studies at Admiral university's school of Anal Research has been following a group of 20 men and women who suffer from the same mysterious and socially paralyzing ailment. These people from all over the world and all walks of life have what doctor Suderman has named ISBD, or Infinite Silent But Deadly syndrome. "24, 7, 365, these subjects are trickling a low pr...
Read full storyFarage Schools Trump in the Art of the Ferret
Nigel Farage, key political Brexit salesman, has been called in as debate coach to Donald Trump for the upcoming town hall style presidential debate on October 9. Farage is free to take on free-lance work since resigning in early July as leader...
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