Trump Fires Overly Polite Secret Service Agent
Washington, DC - A Secret Service Agent was summarily dismissed yesterday after offering Donald J. Trump assistance. The incident occurred while Trump was walking down wet slippery stairs of Air Force One. The agent offered assistance by stating,...
Read full storyAnimal Farm Revisited: Part 1, Old Man Kennedy Died
All the animals on the farm were sad that day. The Wise Old Owl who kept an ever-present eye on the fields for rats and mice cooed a sad, low hoo-hoo. Moaning, whimpering and wailing, Barnabus, Scylla and Chardibis lay in the dusty dirt by the old broken windmills, right by the plaque that was put up in honor of an old hero named Boxer. Even the chicken coop that used to clitter and clack with me...
Read full storyTrashlandia: Portlanders Embark to Found New Country on Floating Garbage
Not willing to sit by and see what happens under a Trump presidency, a hearty group of 55 pilgrims has already left Portland, Oregon with the first barge to start a new nation. Their destination, the huge and elusive Great Pacific Garbage Patch.
Read full storyTrump's Great America To Deport Teenage Babysitter for Tax Evasion
Austin, TX - A local babysitter of Mexican descent was arrested yesterday for failing to pay taxes on income earned while babysitting. The babysitter, a 15-year old juvenile, will be arraigned in Federal court on Tuesday. The girl, whose name is...
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