Elephants Revolt Against Republicans
Washington, D.C. - A recent survey of over 1000 elephants from zoos across America, confirmed what biologists who study the great, big animals have thought all along - elephants are very aware that they are the face of the Republican Party - and they...
Read full storyBernie Sanders Unveils Plan to have the United States Invade Socialist Nations
Today, in a local debate against democratic candidate Hillary Clinton, Sanders delivered his plan to have the US break off from the United Nations, and to put 100% of Military funding into invading Cuba, Scandinavia, and China. "We need to conquer th...
Read full storyThe Emperor's New Academy
"Boo-hoo", screamed the tantrum-prone emperor at his education secretary. "I want a new school that no other emperors have, even if there is no empirical evidence that it works. "Of course your majesticness", the emperor's education secretary grovell...
Read full storyWoman Spotted With 'Baby' Doll
Diners at a Bangkok food centre were left agape on Sunday, when a woman carrying a doll started acting as if the toy was a real baby. The woman, aged around 75 years old, was accompanied by several other younger women - possibly her middle-aged da...
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