Jackie Gleason/Ralph Kramden Wins Republican Nomination
The Republican hierarchy is screaming: Holy Cow! We've got Ralph Kramden as our presidential nominee! These folks finally realized that through their collective opposition to President Obama, with their Do-Nothing Congress rejecting all of the Pr...
Read full storyHillary Clinton wins nomination, Celebrates by Burning Email Server
Hillary Clinton celebrated her clinching of the Democratic Nomination for president by holding a massive bonfire for her supporters last weekend. According to those present at the bonfire Clinton and her supporters eagerly burned her email server whi...
Read full storyBernie Sanders successfully passes Kidney Stones, no longer "Feels the Burn"
Senator Bernie Sanders released a statement the other day saying he no longer, "Feels the Burn" after successfully passing kidney stones. Sanders admitted that while he enjoyed his supporters enthusiasm, it was ironic and painful, to here them chant,...
Read full storyFarage pulls a pint too many!
As the leave EU campaign gathers pace driven by a pompous buffoon and ex-London Mayor called BOJO, with his right (extreme) hand cohort, a piss-artist undercover Nazi; it seems as though England and their UK neighbours (who are being dragged into som...
Read full storyAmerican Urological Society Awards Golden State Warriors Forward Draymond Green Man of The Year in Unanimous Vote
Miembro, New Mexico - In a first ever unanimous vote, America's most prominent urological society today gave Draymond Green its Man of the Year Award. Normally given at year's end, this year's award came prematurely, but it was a move that sparked n...
Read full storyBionic Leaf Created, "Deforestation Not Really an Issue Anymore."
The quest for a perfect energy source has now been discovered by students at MIT. It is called Leaf-2.3. It could soon replace all the leaves in existence and do a better job at cleaning our air. It works the same way as a regular leaf, by taking in...
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