Minnie Mouse Arrested in NYC's Times Square
Say it isn't so, Minnie. Say it isn't so. Unfortunately, though, it IS so. The entrepreneurial little mouse was a little bit TOO entrepreneurial and was arrested for battling a tourist over the size of a fee for a photo session. Minnie refu...
Read full storyTrump's Third Day In Office
[President Trump, in an exclusive interview with Megyn Kelly:] "I admit, I was a little put out when the former speaker said that Ted Cruz was Satan incarnate, or something like that. I mean, what, me versus the cuban with the funny face? If anyone should be compared to Satan, and I mean in a good way, the best way, it's me." [Satan speaking at press conference at Yale Divinity School:] "...
Read full storyDonald Trump Seeks Permission From The Queen To Use "We Will Rock You"
Donald Trump's publicist sent word to the Queen that he would like permission to use the ubiquitous sports anthem "We Will Rock You" in his failing presidential bid. The next day Trump blamed the misunderstanding on the English for their funny wa...
Read full storyEU makes dramatic U-turn over Brexit! "Kick the Brits out" they are saying now!
It seems the EU have English, moronic, football fans causing riots in Marseille, France, to thank for in making an ultimate decision to either support a Brexit or be against the UK leaving the community! European leaders, Germans, French, Spanish,...
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