Surveys show US electorate ready for military coup and search for "a real leader"
Exhaustive spoof surveys show the mood of the public is basically at "fed up" with the current presidential candidates. Which candidate is actually the WORST indicates a dead heat. On "the lesser evil" question, Mr. Trump scored as many points...
Read full story"The bitter angels of our nature": The Trump Campaign Caught Plagiarizing Again
Springfield, IL--Donald Trump, at a rally in the city where Abraham Lincoln launched his political career, was caught plagiarizing the person whom many consider to be the founder of the Republican Party in a campaign speech he delivered to a grou...
Read full storyAlex Jones: Michelle Obama Time Traveled To Copy Melania Trump's Speech
Alex Jones, purveyor of crackpot conspiracy theories, is now saying that Melania Trump's RNC convention speech is proof that the Obama's have access to Hillary and Bill Clinton's time machine. Wait--what the hell? Yes, Alex Jones is pushing the...
Read full storyHand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.
The hand (largely credited with Man's triumph over nature and other deeply intelligent mammalian, cephalopodic, and avian life) is still incapable of retaining its grip on a small roughly rectangular shape for any significant duration of time, studie...
Read full storyGreat Britain Does It Better
After watching the first bumbling day of the National Republican Convention in Cleveland, one can only remark, with a degree of envy, Great Britain does it better! Or as the song goes: Nobody Does It Better… Yep! David Cameron was PM for breakf...
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