Muppet Running Mate Announced in 2016 Presidential Election
This just in. Presidential Candidate, Angry Cheeto has finally announced his running mate. The world has been watching closely as Cheeto has narrowed down a short list of Vice Presidential possibilities, wondering whether he would choose to balance out his hot headed image and his reputation for empty calories. We go live now to where our crack reporter, Kermit the Frog, is on the ground,...
Read full storyNew British government unveiled
After weeks of chaos following the referendum on whether Britain should tell the rest of the world to fuck off or not, the dust has finally settled. A new UK government is in place and ready to go ahead with implementing "fuck off". Under new prim...
Read full storyLarge toy Elephant built for GOP convention malfunctions and may not be ready in time
A Host Committee representative for next week's GOP convention in Cleveland has indicated problems with upcoming ceremonies. The concept is brilliant, he explained, somewhat as with the old idea of the Trojan Horse, in which a large toy Elephant w...
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