
NFL Rebrands Championship Game the "Superblow" for 2016-17 season
NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, on the heels of uncountable rule changes, arbitrary punishments, and overall ineptitude has contributed what he has refereed to as his "crowning achievement as Commissioner of the NFL". "Starting from the champions...
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Antonio Brown receives Grammy Nomination
At the behest of Adam Pacman Jones, the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences has deemed the sound of Antonio Brown crumpling to the ground after a vicious hit by Vontaze Burfict warranted Grammy consideration. Neil Portnow, President of...
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Oregon cowboys to open Malheur Refuge to a McDonalds, rodeo, and drive-in movie
Moving right along as soon as the media spotlight faded, the cowboys at Malheur ("bad hour"/aka "bad luck") Refuge, have torn down federal fence to install a gate to allow ranchers onto federal land. The question What Next? hangs heavy, according...
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