Baltimore Orioles Sign Big Foot to a 7 year 140 Million Dollar Contract
Desperate to find a starting pitcher who can get batters out, or even, "take them out", the Baltimore Orioles announced the signing of American icon, Big Foot, to a 7 year 140 million dollar contract. The imposing broad shouldered Big Foot, who st...
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Sparking an international incident while still trying to secure the GOP nomination for president, Donald Trump called the leader of North Korea "Lil' Kim" several times in a rambling incoherent foreign policy statement, "This guy, Lil' Kim is a mania...
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