Old Salford Sense of Humour
There have been fewer migrant incursions into the Channel Tunnel as word spreads through the Calais camp about what life in Britain is really like. I come to Britain because I thought it was fair, decent and beautiful country," said one man who id...
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PM Narendra Modi of India is continuing his trips to foreign lands and arrived in the Galactic Empire, the first Indian Prime Minister to do so. Earlier today, Darth Vader welcomed PM Narendra Modi to the Death Star. Modi inspected a Guard of Honor c...
Read full storyBlatter declares Wales to host 2034 World Cup
In an extraordinary announcement made by the FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, yesterday it was confirmed that Wales will host the Football World Cup in 2034. "We need to scale down", said Blatter. "Some people think FIFA is all about money. It isn't.
Read full storyMichael Richards: "Yes, Alfalfa Is My Father."
Michael Richards has never talked about it publicly, but the famous Seinfeld actor felt it was finally time to honor his father, Carl Switzer - better known to most people as "Alfalfa" from the Our Gang shorts. "Dad would have been 88 in August. I'm...
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