Selfie Stick Ruled Illegal: Violates Montana Pole Patent
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a special ruling issued yesterday, United States Patent Judge Willard "The Rat" Helmsley, declared that the so called "selfie stick" violated the patent issued to Dr. Viscount Billingsgate for his invention of the "Montana Pole...
Read full storySnowden Reveals Secret to Understanding Alien Communications To Earth
US government whistle-blower Edward Snowden believes they're aliens species in the universe. Snowden said, "They're trying to communicate with us. But we just don't understand them. " Snowden has an answer for researchers, scientists and amateur...
Read full storyGerman Blitzkrieg over Liverpool!
Liverpool has been the target of a German Blitzkrieg and surrendered after being bombarded by a series of bombshells that were released by the enemies of logic, the British tabloids! It even cost them 21 million GBPpounds! The 21 million was not...
Read full storyWorst Mass Shooting in U.S. History
Yesterday morning, everyone in the lower forty-eight states was killed or critically wounded in the worst mass shooting in U.S. history. Investigators from Canada's RCMP and Mexico's Policia Federales issued the following joint statement (as they...
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