
New Mental Disorder: "California Drought Syndrome"
American Psychoanalysis Online Spring, 2015 by Giacomo Puccini, Contributing Editor Last week, for the first time in the state's history, Golden State's Gov. Jerry Brown imposed mandatory water restrictions, requiring all cities and towns to cut their water usage by 25 percent. The action was taken because California's reservoirs have about a year's worth of water left. Too, Groundwate...
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Two Mothers Wearing Yellow Dresses
When the Duchess of Cambridge walked out of the hospital wearing a yellow dress and carrying her new daughter, Charlie, she appeared so radiant and pretty, Russian women questioned whether Kate was the birth mother. They also raised questions about C...
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Anonymous Hacks Autocorrect, Changes Every Fourth Word To Pizza
The cyber watchdog group Anonymous just issued a statement claiming responsibility for the latest internet attack that has journalists, bloggers, texting addicts and people searching for cat videos all over the world shaking their fists in frustratio...
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Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Called in to Ward Off Government Invasion of Texas
DALLAS, TX--Gov. Greg Abbott, fearing an invasion by the federal government this week, called in the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to ward off what many in the Loon Star State believe is an invasion designed to take over Texas and force all of its unins...
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Ted Cruz Blocked On Facebook By His Own Mother
Texas Senator and presidential hopeful Ted Cruz (R), in an emotional interview with Fox News pundit Bill O'Reilly, revealed that his own mother recently blocked him on Facebook. This unprecedented act of maternal indifference comes at a very str...
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