Cameron promises not to serve third term
The Conservative Party UK has just announced that David Cameron has promised not to serve a third term as PM, YES! After the announcement was made towns all over the country are planning street parties, celebrations and firework displays in a show...
Read full storyGiant American aircraft carrier USS Trojan Horse arrives in UK, NCIS Special Agents rumored aboard
Portsmouth - Special Agents Gibbs and DiNozzo reportedly snuck aboard taking the carrier's crew quota to 5,602 when news of the hush-hush deployment broke. Their mission on the US Navy's fabled Big Stick remains classified Top Secret as the magnif...
Read full storyFrancis Urquhart Disdains to Join UKIP
The sinister, Machiavellian Francis Urquhart, from the original UK version of "House of Cards," has disappointed all 101 UKIP supporters, by declining to join Naughty Nigel's hipster politico rhetorical hobby club. Our Frankie sneers: I may have ruined the life and career of a perfectly principled and honorable politician; I may have connived my way into establishing an 11 year reign of ter...
Read full storyRemains of Henry IV Part 1 reinterred in local car park
Leicester, UK - The skeleton of a long-dead English king discovered at a Leicestershire landfill is to be reinterred in a Bosworth Field car park according to ancient royal rite. King Henry IV Part 1 will be buried in a gaping hole left from the e...
Read full storyWant to be Rich?
In a recent survey of successful people UR-FUKT Magazine discovered what it takes to really "be somebody". Business editor Eileen Dover said she was amazed at just how many beliefs the rich and powerful had in common, many of them held with passionate conviction. So here is a compilation of ten of their responses for your inspiration. 1. Never give a sucker an even break. You do people...
Read full storyUS solar powered HALO missile now entering month two round Earth and out of control
Trials of the US military solar HALO missile have surpassed expectations but left puzzling questions for defence chiefs. The missile which was launched last month is still air borne and despite many attempts to bring the flight to and end, arms manuf...
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