Rogue Robotic Gerbil Attack Delays Hillary Debate
BILLINGSGATE POST: Secret Service agents, joined by ACME/Wile E Coyote Pest Control, are still searching for the rogue robotic gerbil that allegedly attacked Hillary Clinton during her restroom break this past Saturday night. Just as Mrs. Clinton...
Read full storyTrump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house
Mrs. Clinton having finally said "Enough!" to Mr. Trump's comments led directly to her challenge to Mr. Trump "To come on out and let's see how tough you are!" A jammed in crowd with extra seating in the rafters and TV cameras from every angle ass...
Read full storyMonkeys Protest Being Portrayed as Tedd Cruz's Children
Monkeys are irate after a distasteful political cartoon depicted them stumping for the dark horse Republican presidential candidate. "Sure we work for peanuts sometimes," one inconsolable primate protested, "but that doesn't mean we'll go out in f...
Read full storyGirlfriend Could Have Done at Least a Little Research Before Seeing "The Force Awakens"
CANTON, OH--Exhibiting an almost complete lack of knowledge about the Star Wars universe, with questions such as, "Which one is Darth Vader?", and "So the Force is like magic?", sources confirmed, Wednesday, that area woman, Jen Calderson, provoked t...
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