Trump To Name Dr. Ben Carson As Personal Brain Surgeon: Carly As Hat Check Girl
BILLINGSGATE POST: Confident that he will win the Republican nomination and be elected president, Donald Trump revealed that he has already contacted Dr. Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina about joining his cabinet. Trump said that he was so impressed...
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Channel 404 have produced a series of programmes on Benefit scroungers and they are among the richest and most powerful people in the country who are getting benefits for DOING NOTHING. Ace reporter for Channel 404, Jonathan Wilkes, described the...
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In the small hours, the battle cries of two stray large tomcats made sleep for the inhabitants really impossible. The cries were not regular meows; they were accompanied by accentuated words and expressions very similar to man's everyday conversation and, consequently, interpretable. Whether the fight was territorial dispute or sexual claims, could not be determined. Since the fighting had beco...
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