Australia has the world's most boring big rocks - 2015 Rough Guide To Boredom
Several more interesting big stones have been attracting tourists in Australia who, having seen Ayer's Rock are keen to have even more sensational fun watching different big red lumps of sandstone. Kata Tjuta, sometimes written Tjuṯa, are a group...
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The long standing method of using the Atomic clocks to set the world time pieces has been replaced by Kardashian sitings and other wardrobe malfunctions. Scientists at T.I.M.E, The Institue for Meaningless Entertainment, have concluded that the ti...
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London - Tony Blair has been honored with GCHQ's top gong after giving away billions of other people's $$$ to his charitable self publicity machine. The annual award is run by the Brits' GCHQ national surveillance agency, an organ renowned for kee...
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Newport, Wales - Lured no doubt by an impressive list of exclusive facilities the President of the United States will lord it over fellow NATO leaders this week after snaffling up the resort's best suites at the two day Welsh** summit's-gotta-give.
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After yet another US flight was diverted; due to an argument about reclining seats and legroom one airline says enough is enough and has taken the unusual step of ONLY transporting passengers without legs. In the third serious airline legroom inci...
Read full storyBugger Queen to Slide Meat Between Tim Horny's Buns
U.S. fast food chain Bugger Queen, aided by a load of seed money from financier Warren Bummit, announced plans to penetrate the Canadian market by buying up coffee and dog nut chain Tim Horny's. "We're really pumped up over this", announced Bugger...
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ALMOST HEAVEN -- Has-been celebrities, in an effort to generate publicity and reignite their flagging careers, claim to be "outraged" over nude photo spreads of themselves--and, in one case, at least--a sex tape that were allegedly stolen from a "hac...
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