Obama Loses Entire National Treasury to Internet Scammers
Washington, DC The United States was shocked and astounded when the country found out that President Obama had lost the entire contents of the US Treasury to Internet scam artists. "It was a really good deal, where I could double the entire Treasu...
Read full storySCANDAL!- Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch!
A shocking report has reached news desks throughout the country that many Republicans, especially those in great positions of responsibility, are hooked on Koch. Koch, which first made it appearance in the 40's, has become more virulent in recent...
Read full storyGibraltar "Near Miss" - Grounded Spanish Pilot To Retake Flying Course
A Spanish military aircraft pilot who admitted almost causing a mid air collision with a B.A. passenger aircraft on Saturday tested negative for mandatory alcohol and drugs tests on his return. The pilot explained to the Gibraltar authorities that he...
Read full storyNorth Korean Dictator Punishes Stuffed Animal Photo Bombers
Pynongyang, North Korea In a move to get the world to stop laughing at him after he was in a picture with stuffed animals fornicating in the background, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un gathered all the stuffed animals from the offending orphanage a...
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