End of The Universe?
Scientists at the Hadron Particle Accelerator outside Geneva, Switzerland are all excited at being given 'permission' to conduct a "ground breaking" particle experiment in the 27 kilometre long tunnel. Lead particles will be accelerated at veloci...
Read full storyTony Stewart Runs Down Confrontational Great-Grandmother In Piggly Wiggly Parking Lot
(Editor's Note: We apologize for this story in advance. Subscription cancellations should be directed to our circulation department, although they have quit in protest, so be patient until we replace them) BEAUFORT, N.C. -- NASCAR driver Tony Stew...
Read full storyKanye sues to block remake of Hitchcock's North By Northwest
Hollywood, LA - Plans for a remake of the 1959 classic spy thriller are being challenged in the LA courts on plagiarism grounds. 37 year-old rapper Kanye West and his wife Kim have instructed lawyers to block the iconic Hitchcock movie remake in c...
Read full storyESPN Suspends All Network Employees for Future Insensitive Remarks
Bristol, CT - Hank Williams Jr., Max Kellerman and Stephen A. Smith are only a few of the recipients of ESPN's rash of suspensions or firings, handed out after each made comments deemed politically incorrect by the sports network. So, as a pre...
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