US Anger Over 'Fiscal Cliff'
Anger has today emerged across the US over the release of a series of TV advertorials, web blogs and YouTube videos written, produced, starring and paid for by British coffin dodger Sir Cliff Richard. The series, entitled 'Fiscal Cliff', features...
Read full storyThe Ed Miller Band to sue Labour Party for financial loss
16 piece brass band, 'The Ed Miller Band' has commenced court proceedings against the Labour Party to recoup financial losses which they attribute to an association with Labour leader and Wallace and Grommit stunt double Ed Miliband. Band founder...
Read full storySiege Of NRA Headquarters By Outraged Citizens Enters Its Second Day
The siege at the NRA Headquarters has entered its second day. Irate citizens, sickened by the NRA's constant arrogant promotion of guns of mass destruction in society especially in the wake of the child shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary School,...
Read full storyPutin running close second to Ahmadinejad for Top A-hole award
MOSCOW - President Vladimir Putin, realizing he has only but a few days left to 2012, is trying desperately in the year's remaining hours to up his street cred for The Complete and Utter Asshole of the Year Award. In an asshole move reminiscent of...
Read full storyA load of argy-bargy about 'toxic' Queen Elizabeth Land
Buenos Aires - There's been a new development in Argentine protests about the naming of a toxic scrap of Antarctica after Britain's longest running hoaxer. The decision to rename the frozen southern wastes of the British Antarctic Territory 'Queen...
Read full storyGronk Emerges from the Ashes
Looking wan and pale, tentative and skittish, superstar Patriot poster boy for fun, Rob Gronkowski was allowed out of the Belichick dungeon for the first time in weeks, only days before the last regular season game with the Miami Dolphins. Hours a...
Read full storyBoxing Day Rail Hunt announced for 2013 - Tally Ho!
The Boxing Day Hunt will go ahead in 2013, after it has been revealed that a novel compromise has been reached by the Transport minister in discussions with ASLEF and the Heythrop Hunt. The train drivers union have sworn to uphold their unassailab...
Read full storyLady Gaga Caught Skinny Dipping
SANTA MONICA BEACH - Lady Gaga recently remarked that she cannot understand why Barbara Walters of The View is so obsessed with the fact that the songstress has gained quite a bit of weight of late. Lady Gaga stated that she wants everyone to know...
Read full storyStarbucks Lovers and Haters Revel in Message of Come Together
Starbucks new Come Together message of innocuousness has led to all out war between bitter rivals that seek to place themselves in opposition to anything anyone else appears to possibly represent. Come Together had been interpreted by one 7/11 coffe...
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