
Taylor Swift: I Am No Yoko Ono!
NEW ORLEANS - Taylor Swift took a quick trip down to the city known as The Big Easy to pick up some of her favorite food, Chicken Gumbo A La Creole. Taylor has said that she has eaten Chicken Gumbo A La Creole in Milwaukee, Montpelier, and Minneap...
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Nation's Concern at Maggie Illness
The 87-year-old former Conservative prime minister Lady Thatcher is in hospital after undergoing a minor operation and to the nation's consternation Baroness Thatcher's spokeswoman said she is doing "absolutely fine". Many parliamentarians lined...
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Olivia Black fired by 'Pawn Stars' shop causes surprise
People in the public were surprised to hear that Olivia Black was fired by a pawn shop after racy photos of her surfaced online. 'Pawn Stars' shop runs a reality television show on the History Channel. Olivia Black's employment record for '...
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Was suicided Enron executive the original 'Fiscal Cliff'?
Sugar Land, Texas - There are new moves this weekend to exhume the remains of former Enron wiz kid J Clifford 'Cliff' Baxter who died in a reported two-bullet/rat shot 'suicide' at a Sugar Land car lot in 2002. Lawyers acting for a Texas coroner's...
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Why Is Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Dodging Questions About Benghazi?
Why is Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, dodging questions about the 9/11 attacks in Benghazi? First she claimed to have picked up some sort of vague virus during her 24/7 international travels for the last four years and was supposed to be resti...
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Desperate Police Seek Expert Help
As a result of being found out making up stories that were not always in accordance with the facts, the Police are seeking expert advice on how best to improve their abilities in this direction. Already offers of reduced sentences are being made t...
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Car insurance vigilantes on collision course with EU ruling
In the face of new European rules on car insurance which come into force today, provoking many hardened liberals to reconsider their loathing of Nigel Farrage, ordinary motorists are now vowing to get their money's worth. Harold Perkins, 68, spoke...
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New Road-Building scheme to be financed by Road-Toll fees
David Cameron has given his backing to a new Road-Building scheme to be financed by Road Toll fees. This is part of the Coalitions refreshed programme for government. A feasibility study produced by the DfT (Department for Transport) is being formulated as announced by Chancellor George Osborne in his December Statement. Our Political reporter Bartholomew Utterswaithe, just back from his on...
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