President Bush Cancels November Election
Assured he would definitely lose his Republican majority in both the House and the Senate with the upcoming November election, President Bush canceled the election. Sighting that we're at war and the enemy wants to get us, Bush announced al-Qae...
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London, UK - (Associated Mess): Impressed by the success of the novel way in which traditional Sunday collection plates at US churches and places of worship have been replaced by the Jesus ATMs, UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has decided to by-pass th...
Read full storyLabour sperm donor cops quiz Blair's gatekeeper
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The bungs-for peerages corrpution probe that saw the arrest last week of serial political sperm donor Sir Christopher Evans of Merlin Bioscams has quizzed the Prime Monster's offical gatekeeper Ruth Turner.
Read full storyAbramoff report: Bush policies 'standard Mob protection racket'
Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): A Congressional reports into corruption activities of jailed Washington DC lobbyist Jack Abramoff has concluded that he acted as a rent boy for the Bush Administration which patently could not distinguish between b...
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