Bush Pere zit-popping concerns
Midland, Texas-(Associated Mess): A frail and edgy-looking George Bush Senior was pictured on the television news last night sporting an ugly 'w' shaped scar on his nose amid concerns that recent events in the House of Representatives involv...
Read full storyCops block Papal state visit
London - (Associated Mess): Next year's proposed Vatican state visit by Pope Joseph Ratzinger has been cancelled following advice from the Metropolitan Police's Serious and Organised Crime Agency (SOCA) that it would provoke an unwarranted f...
Read full storyBlunkett: affair drove me to the edge of sanity
London - (Associated Mess): Disgraced former UK Home Secretary David Blunkett admitted today that the ending of his disastrous affair with Kimberly 40A Quinn had actually had some unforseen benefits. For despite the generally unfavorable outcome of...
Read full storyMemo: Foley Sex Scandal Was Designed to Increase GOP Popularity
A newly released memo, written by Karl Rove...published by the New York Times, on Wednesday...suggests that the naughty messages sent by Congressman Foley to teenage Congressional pages, may have been written deliberately to arouse voter interest.
Read full storyRepublicans Woo Gay Voters In Tight Midterm Election Race
Washington D.C. -- With the forthcoming midterm elections looking increasingly tight the Republican Party is looking for support from an unlikely source, the gay community. They have even gone so far as to hire ultra-camp chart toppers the Sci...
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