
The White House Holds Halloween Carnival For Journalists
WASHINGTON D.C.--In an unprecedented move, the White House today set up tents on it's lawn to hold a Halloween carnival for journalists.
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Cash for Peerages: Cherie's financial adviser Foster back in the slammer
Fiji - (Associated Mess): Peter Foster, the convicted fraudster and blind trust portfolio adviser to Cherry Bush QC, is back in custody today on the Pacific Island of Fiji after two weeks on the run following UK extradition demands in the cash-for pe...
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Secret McCartney Tapes Dynamite
Long known as the nice one from The Beatles, explosive secretly recorded tapes have revealed the truth of Macca's perversions.
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Cardinals Beat Up Rush Limbaugh After Winning World Series
ST. LOUIS (AP)-- Minutes after winning their 10th World Series here on Friday, the St. Louis Cardinals attacked Rush Limbaugh with baseball bats after spotting him smoking a cigar in the stands of Busch Stadium.
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Happy Halloween!
Halloween and Vine, La La Land, California---Michael Myers is proud to announce that he intends to celebrate Halloween in grand guignol style, big bold, brassy, bossy, bitchy and witchy at the old, haunted mansion way down at the end of Elm Street.
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Middle School Student Offends Monkey at Zoo
ASHEBORO-N.C. Authorities today reported that a monkey in the Asheboro Zoo was offended after a male middle school student stood in front of it's cage and offended it. Zoo officials weren't saying what specific behavior may have offended the mon...
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