Rush Limbaugh Has Embryonic Stem Cell Therapy in Mexico
MEXICO CITY (Reuters)-- Controversial right-wing radio host Rush Limbaugh has undergone an experimental first-of-a-kind embryonic stem-cell therapy at an private clinic in Mexico to treat his lifelong neurodegenerative disease "Hypercerebraldege...
Read full storyTiger Kenny Rogers Riffs On Music And Gambling
Busch Stadium, St. Louiee Loueye, Mo.---After the World Series is over, Kenny Rogers has promised various and sundry, particularly adoring teenage fans and grizzled old timers who attend games with a banjo on their knee, that he intends to go home an...
Read full storyRatzinger tax records 'were spied on'
Rome, Italy - (AssoCIAted Messerschmitts): Italian prosecutors have confirmed that Pope Joseph Ratzinger has been spied on for the last twenty years by Interpol tax experts looking for the Nazi-stolen gold ingot bars that have suddenly turned up in...
Read full storyPentagon's new Iraq camouflage strategy labelled 'bananas'
Washington DC - (Associated Mess)): Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeldt came under a volley of criticism after the Pentagon unveiled its latest strategy for soldiers' camouflage combat fatigues, pictured here.
Read full storyBush orders Capitol Hill ring-fence after Mexico fracas
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): George Bush has authorised the imminent erection of a thirty foot tall barbed wire fence around the approach to the White House after the Department of Homeland Insecurity warned that disgruntled Mexican itinerants...
Read full storyUS FDA Finds MSG To Be a "Highly Effective" Rat Poison
WASHINGTON (Reuters)--The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has found that Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) is a "highly effective" poison for rats, mice, and other vermin in its regulatory circular FDA--WTF/OMG--9876452.
Read full storyElvis Appalled to be Second on Forbes' List of Top-Earning Dead Celebrities
Elvis Presley recently made a short visit back to earth, meeting with family and friends to make clear his disgust with the recently released Forbes' List of Top-Earning Dead Celebrities.
Read full storyNaked Britney Spears, Nude Paris Hilton Mum After Limbaugh Says Dems Exaggerate Effects of Death On Deceased GIs
Right wing radio host Rush Limbaugh said yesterday that Democratic campaign ads featuring flag draped caskets of American soldiers killed in Iraq were "shamelessly" exaggerating the effects of death.
Read full storySaving Suburbia: King of Packaged Culture Building an Empire
America has a new hero. He's a contractor of culture. His mission: To sell culture to the suburbs of America.
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