Analysts: Schwarzenegger Driven by His 'Inner Nazi'
Political analysts, studying the meteoric rise of Arnold Schwarzenegger, in politics, have turned their attention to his childhood, and believe it reveals the keys to his character. Arnold's father was a Nazi police officer, who taught him to go...
Read full storyHot Hollywood celebrities hanging out on MySpace
LOS ANGELES -- Finding themselves unable to go outside without causing a major uproar, major Hollywood stars are looking to MySpace for social interaction. The popular website, once thought to be the domain of choice for teenagers, is now used by som...
Read full storyHolocaust victims' gold found in Pinochet's Riggs Bank account
Hong Kong - (Associated Mess): Over two million tonnes of gold ingots belonging to Holocaust victims has been found in a Riggs Bank safe deposit box in Hong Kong belonging to one Herr ObergruppenFuherer Augusto Pinochet, the deposed Chilean dictator...
Read full storyDoes the Name "Rush Limbaugh" Ring a Bell?
Slapstick comedian, dog-trainer, and master of Pavlovian psychology, Rush Limbaugh....has been serving up new gruel to his four-legged friends, and setting new lows for cheap, vulgar and dishonest propaganda, on his radio show.
Read full storyClinton Seeks To Keep The Party Going At White House
Party Central (Where the Hot Tubs Are Really Hot)---We have been told that Bill Clinton is plotting a campaign to return to the White House. He intends to focus on issues he feels the Republicans have neglected or have unpopular positions on such as...
Read full storyHP Fan Offers Flop Couch Buy Back
Palo Alto, CA -- The world of fandom is fraught with perils. Unlike fine art, wherein the value of a piece is sure to rise (once the artist finally dies), fans must capture the moment. That's what Josh Wingding fully understands as he positions h...
Read full storyNorth Korea's Nuclear Bomb Came From Israel in Exchange for Noodles
TOKYO (UPI)-- World politics were thrown into utter confusion on Wednesday when North Korea revealed its nuclear bomb came from Israel in a secret swap deal.
Read full storyDetroit Tiger Kenny Rogers Is Warned
The Sports Wire---The Dearborn Independent is reporting that Detroit Tiger's left-handed pitcher Kenny Rogers has been ordered by team management "not to take a bath and especially not to wipe."...
Read full storyBush Declares Iraqi Truce Before Election
Washington, DC - President Bush is planning to declare a truce in Iraq before the November 7th election; preferring to lose the war in Iraq, rather than the Republican majority in Congress. Stay The Course will be taking a Detour For Peace with hopes...
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