Bush Reveals List of New Iraq War Tactics
WASHINGTON (AP) After meeting with top U.S. military commanders, President George W. Bush announced that several new tactics would be employed in the war in Iraq:...
Read full storyUgly Baby Born in Namibia
After seeing pictures of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Fred and Betty Ugly decided to fly to Africa and have their baby in Namibia. "Beautiful babies are born there," Fred confidently told friends back in California.
Read full storyChristina and Britney Make Up, Split with Minnie
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- No sooner than the ongoing feud between former Mouseketeers Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears seemed to be heading to a resolution, a major new rift in the Disney family has emerged.
Read full storyVeil debate: Queen insists Philip takes cover
London - (Associated Mess): The Queen has joined the controversial debate about veil wearing in the UK by insisting that Prince Philip sets an example under the Equal Opportunities Act by donning the hijab.
Read full story'Too many Nazis in Royal Enclosure': Ascot racecourse chief quits
Ascot, Berks - (Associated Mess): Douglas Erskine Crumbs-of-Comfort, head of Royal Ascot racecourse redevelopment, has suddenly quit his job following thousands of complaints that this year's June meeting was beset with hordes of riff-raff and &q...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Repents and Admits He Has Been "Very Bad and Dishonest" About the Iraq War
WASHINGTON (AP)-- Just two weeks before the Congressional elections on November 7 which are expected to hand Congress over to the Democrats, President George Bush suddenly developed a conscience and admitted that he has been "very bad and dishon...
Read full storyGOP's October Surprises...A Haunted House of Representatives
Washington D.C. October has been a month of frightening Halloween surprises, as skeletons keep falling out of the closets of the Republican controlled House of Representatives. New revelations are emerging about the "Trick or Tr...
Read full storyMadden NFL 07 Videogame Recalled; Terrell Owens to be Deleted
PALO ALTO, Calif. -- Just days after its release, Electronic Arts has announced the recall of all EA SPORTS Madden NFL 07 videogame DVDs and cartridges for all platforms. The recall came after gamers grumbled that no matter what teams or players they...
Read full storyAnn Coulter is Really a Pack of HORNETS
NW Newswire -- Caustic, conservative, poster-bunny Ann Coulter is NOT good in bed it turns out. Several men have been spotted fleeing her condo half-naked and slapping themselves. An older woman had the misfortune of being on the elevator as one of t...
Read full storyJesus Not to Return
NEW YORK -- In a move that is confounding both believers and unbelievers alike, Jesus announced today that he is canceling his previously scheduled return to earth. In a surprisingly candid and informal interview with the world press at the United N...
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