GOP Leadership Now Supports Impeachment of Bush
The lobbyists representing the vested interests controlling the GOP's representatives in Congress...still reeling from their dramatic losses of both houses of congress...are starting to agree that George Bush, himself, and his fanatical support f...
Read full storyArea Restaurant Cashing in on Wait Staff With PhDs
DURHAM NC- Anothermind restaurant in Durham has an innovative solution for over qualified wait staff that is keeping both customers and employees happy. The triangle area restaurant is cashing in on the high number of waiters with their PhDs...
Read full storyParis Hilton Vows Celibacy - Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?
(Los Angeles-CA) At a press conference held in front of the New York City's temple Rodolph Shalom, Paris Hilton, part time celebrity and full time masturbation fodder to scores of Internet surfing 12 year old males, announced, "I will not ha...
Read full storyFour Year Old Sam Adams Called Terrorist By Bob Woodward
(Washington, D.C.) Four-year-old Sam Adams, recently stopped from boarding a United Airlines flight in San Diego because his name matches a Sam Adams on the Transportation Security Administrations' "no-fly" list, might just be a terrori...
Read full storyVatican's Monsignor Gang-Swine threatens excommunication hex
Vatican City - (Associated Mess): The whingeing and whining at satirical pokes at the Vatican has escalated this weekend to a full-blown petulant sulk.
Read full storyObesity epidemic threatens BBC Radio 2
There are now more overweight people working at the BBC than those who have to go hungry, a conference of domestic broadcasters in Luton has revealed.
Read full storyEd-E-torial Number 6: SpongBob Goes To Pot, John Mark Karr Comes Clean & Paris Hilton Is A Narcissis
(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. We're back. It's Ed-E-torial #6. Or as we like to call it: "Just Ed fuming this time"...
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