Florida Resident Wins Mrs. Senior America Contest
NAPLES - A Florida resident won the Mrs. Senior America Contest yesterday after she swept all three rounds. In a unanimous decision, judges nominated Mrs. Viola Kazerinski, mother of three children and 10 grandchildren, as the winner of this year'...
Read full storyBlair admits he is a disaster
London - (Associated Mess): Prime Monster Tony Blair has told a TV interview that public opinion is right that he is a total disaster who has destroyed the rule of law and brought ridicule on the oldest profession in the world by whoring for the US o...
Read full storyMurdoch Releases Titles Considered for O.J. Simpson Book
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Rupert Murdoch, owner of ReganBooks, publisher of O.J. Simpson's how-I-murdered-my-wife book titled "If I Did It", has bowed to public pressure and released the titles that were first considered but later rejected f...
Read full story"We'll give it until Thanksgiving", quip Nicole and Mimi
Rome - (Associated Mess): As film stars, Scientology glitterati and other C-List celebs arrive in the timeless ancient city of Rome ahead of Tom Cruise's wedding to budding starlet Katie Holmes, two former wives are said to be chuckling with glee...
Read full storyAl Jazeera poach BBC's Partridge
Al Jazeera International, the new 24-hour English-language comedy and current affairs channel, has appointed Alan Partridge as news anchor at its Qatar headquarters.
Read full storyWalmart Begins Selling Nuclear Weapons
In a first likely to draw criticism from the Bush Administration Walmart began offering fully functional nuclear warheads for sale at it's Atlanta store this week.
Read full storyThe Holi-daze Are Coming!
It was a mistaken grandiose vision of (perhaps) a better world; one with less stress, less preoccupation; one which created more productivity--and the idea of less spending was also on the table! Rushing around would vanish. Lists of items that bring...
Read full storyPresident Bush sells Louisiana back to the French
BATON ROUGE, LA.- The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11.25m.
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