
Lowe's Introduces Improved Stud-Finder: Detects Jimmie Johnson and Kyle Busch, Not Tony Stewart
MOORESVILLE, N.C. - Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse announced today that it will be introducing, as the product's exclusive distributor, Zircon Corporation's newest line of stud-detection devices, the Stud-Finder Pro Deluxe.
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Time Team to Excavate Griff Rhys Jones Face
In conjuncture to the Beeb's Comics in Need night airing this week the "hit" televisual programme Time Team has chimed in with its own very special fund raising extravaganza.
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Neanderthals Closer to Humans Than They Would Like
BERKELEY, Calif. - The recent finding that Neanderthals and humans are more closely related than previously thought has anthropologists excited -- and Neanderthals perturbed.
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Pretender's son and burly Highgrove pool-man on commemorative engagement plate
Highgrove, Gloucestershire - (ReuterUs): Royal souvenir hunters were agog at today's news that the elder son of the Pretender to the Mountbatten Throne, Prince William, has commissioned a set of commemorative finger bowls, side dishes and traditi...
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Borat Barges into 2008 U.S. Presidential Race
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a Borat! Having taken the American box office by storm, the Kazakh journalist may now attempt to do the same with the White House in 2008. One of his associates reports that Borat told him he's puttin...
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