
Lay and Skilling sentenced to 10,000 lashes
Houston, Texarse - (Associated Mess): The ENRON corruption trial reached a dramatic climax today as the jury in Houston announced a unanimous guilty verdict on defendants Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling, ordering that each should receive 10,000 lashes fo...
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McCartneys to Divorce
Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"...
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Bush Orders All Birds Shot out of the Sky
Alarmed by breaking news of "Bird Flu Armageddon" President Bush declared open war on all fowl, feathered critters and any thing below the clouds with a beak.
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