
In Defense Of Gold Diggers
So where in the bible does it say: Women, go forth and marry the indigent? Every almanac and dictionary published gives information and direction, but never does one add: Ladies, aim for a life of poverty or as Shelly Winters said in the film, A Pla...
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Camilla samples Chelsea's Cannabis Sativa garden
London, Monday 22 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Horticulture fans were stunned today at the start of the 2006 Chelsea Flower Show when VIP visitor Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall was found crashed out in one of the show gardens after sampling one of...
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Punch-Counterpunch--New Fall reality Show Hits Airwaves
A new reality Television show on NBC hits the airwaves with a bang this Fall! This program will "knock your socks off," states one TV critic. Eight of the most obnoxious, pompous Liberals will square off against eight unbearable, arrogant...
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Vatican Displays Bones of Jesus Christ While 'Da Vinci Code' Rakes in $224 Million
THE VATICAN (UPI)--Reacting angrily to the $224 million gross worldwide opening of the "The Da Vinci Code" movie, Pope Benedict XVI dismissed its plot of a Catholic cover-up by publicly displaying the bones of Jesus Christ, which he said had been sto...
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Pistons Defeat Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 7; Gooden Upset with Life-Switch
Detroit, Michigan-The recent life-switch of newly re-elected New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin and Cleveland Cavaliers Forward Drew Gooden proved only fruitful for Nagin Sunday, as the Cavaliers were eliminated from their game seven NBA playoff series with...
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