Tripoli bombing mastermind returns as US Ambassador
Washington DC, Tuesday 16 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): The Bush Administration has confirmed this morning that Libya is "overjoyed" at the restoration of diplomatic ties with the United States and is literally gagging for President George...
Read full storyDick Cheney is in your apartment now
In the most recent of a series of revelations of government instrusions into American private life, reporters at the Baltimore Bee today uncovered that sitting Vice President Richard Bruce Cheney is in your apartment now.
Read full storyPresident George W. Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief praises Bush
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President George W. Bush announced plans to deploy National Guard soldiers to the U.S.-Mexican border. The plan to occupy the border with National Guard troops has the country divided, but the President has at least one...
Read full storyBush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control
Washington, DC -- In a move democrats decry as an attempt to win favor with his conservative base, President George Bush today mobilized The Girl Scouts of America and The Boy Scouts of America to patrol the borders and stem the flow of illegal immig...
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