Charles: my duty to help the greedy
Clarence House, London 15 May 2006 - (Associated Mess) -- The Pretender to the Mountbatten Throne has insisted it would be "criminally negligent" of him not to help avaricious useless greedy bastards through The Prince's Truss and that...
Read full storyJ. Edgar Hoover Investigates Steroid Scandal at Request of Twin Brother Babe Ruth
Wash., D. C. -- He's back! Thirty-four years after his death, legendary G-man J. Edgar Hoover has returned to his beloved Federal Bureau of Investigation. The Spoof sources (we call them Deeper Throats) within the Bureau report that The Heaven...
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