Crumbling Bonesmen confident of suborning Congress
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The Osteoporosis Division of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones has rallied round its No 1 rent boy after the US Supreme Court said he had no authority to run a dictatorship just because he h...
Read full storyBarry Chuckle named as new African leader.
Barry Chuckle, half of TV's popular 'Chuckle Brothers' duo, has been announced as the new leader of the Woloboms. Mr Chuckle was made chief of the ancient African tribe in a ceremony lasting just over an hour. Hailing his indefatigable co...
Read full storyLucas Sues Warner Bros. For Misusage of Sound Effect
Shortly after the release of Superman Returns, George Lucas, founder of Lucasfilm Ltd., sued Warner Bros. for using one of his Star Wars sound effects during the film without any permission. "I find this sort of plagiarism to be unacceptable in Holly...
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