Tony Blair Resigns
Tony Blair has decided to resign as Prime Minister and will be taking over the duties of director and manager at the newly refurbished Sainsbury Market on Oxford Street; adding that the lucrative salary and immediate store discounts made his speedy d...
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London - (Associated Mess): The Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams preached before a capacity audience at St Paul's Cathedral today to commemorate the 80th birthday of Elizabeth Windsor and extolled her inhumanity at steadfastly refusing...
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I attended my first spiritualist meeting today at a local village hall. I was not sure what to expect, when in burst a tall man with a grey beard..he was carrying it, apparently he found it outside ! He welcomed us all and said "Tonight we will be discussing the occult and the supernatural, and im even going to spice things up a bit with some sex...tell me, has anyone here ever had sex with a...
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