The Bonanza Klan Gay? Their Horses Too?
(qNeWs) - qNeWs has nothing against straights, gays OR the artist formerly known as Micheal Jackson. qNeWs simply LIKES to at least know which side of the fence our western heros are coming from. Little Joe, Hoss, Adam and Ben. The Cartwrights.
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American Fashion Press (AFP) Cairo, Egypt -- Fashion designer and Iraq's part-time National Security Chief, Mouwafak al-Rubaie, also said the former al-Qaida boss, Abu Musab al-Sarawak's fifth wife is among the recipients of the 3rd annual Middle-Eas...
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Moscow, Russia - President Vladimir Putin announced today the first ever Stalin Humanitarian award for public service. Reminisce of previous Soviet era awards the medal is to be presented for continuous public service to the citizen who most repres...
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Graceland, Tennessee - (AssoCIAted Mess): The War Against Terra took a dramatic twist this weekend when a fit of quirky diplomacy struck Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi into revealing his opinion of this year's G8 Summit leader Vladimi...
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New Jersey -- The world's largest drug manufacturer called a press conference today to announce a breakthrough in pharmaceutical treatment. Pharmacon CEO Percy M. Tede described the so-called ‘universal pill,' long-sought by drug producers, as a "pa...
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