The President's Hairpiece
While it has been an accepted rumor that Laura Bush's always perfect hair is actually a swim cap (no chin strap) made up of fiber optic threads molded into place with steaming flat irons, recent sightings of the President's roving hairline s...
Read full story"Blair next" say cops
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Yes, we're like brothers", said Tony Blair as he defended Michael Levy - his No 1 WMD fantasist, personal bagman and co-author of the biggest conspiracy to pervert the course of justice since General Pinoch...
Read full storyENRON body count grows as another banker tops himself
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Police are investigating the sudden and mysterious death of ENRON fiasco investment banker Neil Coulbeck whose body was found in woodland 'by the bushes' shortly after being questioned by the FBI about his eyewitn...
Read full storyMagic Mushrooms Have "Spiritual Effects" in White House Study
WASHINGTON (AP)-White House volunteers who took an illegal drug made from mushrooms reported "profound mystical experiences" that led to behavior changes lasting for weeks, in an experiment that recalled the psychedelic '60s.
Read full storyHomeland Security Database Hacked by Nuns
Washington, DC - In a surprise admission of real stupidity Homeland Security Inspector General Dick B. Skinny admitted that the database of national monuments and other places subject to terrorist attack had been hacked by a group of nuns calling the...
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