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Ah, New Years Resolutions...... Every year come January first, millions of Americans slam their fists on the table and collectively declare an intent to change. "This is the year, " we all say, "This is it." The first week of any given new year, approxamitely 240,000 perfectly good packs of cigarettes hit the trash, 1.5 million people swear off McDonalds, and an estimated 5.
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DUCK tape brand, predecessor to "DUCT" brand tape gets the job done and it indeed GOT the job done when TBN officials officially Duck taped Pat Robertson's mouth shut good and tight. TBN said it's on so tight that God Himself can...
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Self effacing recluse and patron of gentleman's outfitters charity, Suit You Sir, George Galloway, confounded his critics yesterday by locking himself away from the prying eyes of the public for a period of purdah which may last as long as twenty...
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Iraqi's Parliament today made it illegal to "blow yourself up" with the intent of "blowing everyone around you" up. "We hope this new law will stop folks from blowing EVERYBODY up." Some analysts express doubts th...
Read full storyPat Robertson: "I Am Crying For Help"
VIRGINIA BEACH - On his 700 Club television show, Pat Robertson told his audience that Israeli Prime Minister's recent massive stroke was divine retribution, stating "I would say woe unto any Prime Minister of Israel who takes a similar course to app...
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