Janet Jackson downs 150 Pizzas, blames Michael and his Pals for turning her into a Goodyear Blimp
Janet Jackson, suddenly 120 lbs chubbier than Roseanne blames brother Micheal and his two 12 year old pals Bobby and Kenny for playing a practical joke on her during their vist to Chucky Cheese Pizza. Michael was unavailable for comment but his pal,...
Read full storyPresident Bush chokes on Milk Bone Dog Biscuit, Barney comes to the Rescue
Rivaling a scene straight out of a 3 Stooges film, White House security cameras caught President Bush and his dog Barney fighting over a dog biscuit in the White House Kitchen, the President winning, gulping down the biscuit in victory then keeling o...
Read full storyIran Nukes it's own Capital
Satellite imagery shows a "great big hole in the ground" where Tehran Iran used to be after Iran successfully tested it's first thermonuclear device .. in the middle of downtown Tehran. "I'm sure it was just an accident"...
Read full storySchools to Ban Intelligent Thought
Riding on the coattails of recent developments in the ongoing debate over Intelligent Design, many schools across the nation are moving to ban intelligent thought in the classroom.
Read full storyOoo La La!! Extreme Makeover Ultimate Challenge: France!!
HOLLYWOOD-Blockbuster ABC television's Extreme Makeover producers have exhausted all their likely suspects here in the US, so they've taken their show on the road. Yes, they're going international…across the pond…to the next most...
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