When You Vomit Fish, Vomit White Wine
Hello dear readers. My name is Alexander Woolcott, and this is my inaugural column for advice on fine dining and etiquette.
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The Patriots are going "You've got to be kidding" while the University of Texas Longhorns are yelling "Bring it on bugle boys!". If the NFL Commissioner approves the deal, this year's Super Bowl will be the first in histor...
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With the current reward for Bin Laden's head and/or fluffy white turban exceeding 500 MILLION DOLLARS Sony Corporation parachuted 180 million willing Aibo robot dogs over portions of southern Afghanistan as part of an elaborate high tech &...
Read full storyJudge Alito successfully whistles Andy Griffith theme, nomination virtually Assured
WASHINGTON - Applause rang through both sides of the Senate floor Friday as Judge Samuel Alito successfully whistled the complete theme to the Andy Griffith Show virtually assuring his nomination as the 113th Supreme Court Justice of the United Stat...
Read full storyRevisiting New Orleans, George Bush Ignores Ruin, Distributes More Cake
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Read full storyFox News Channel Forced To Close Down Issue-Manufacturing Plant
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Read full storyNYC Inaugurates Annual Running Of The Rats
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