Halliburton Hits Hard Times - Cheney Down On His Luck
Vice President/Galaxian Dictator Dick Cheney today announced that due to "Godless communist lies" and "weak liberal thinking" that his trans-galactic empire Halliburton is being forced to actually BID on contracts - not have them...
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TEL AVIV - Doctors at Hadassah Hospital here in Israel's capital have reported that in spite of their best attempts to keep Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon artificially alive, the Prime Minister is stubbornly clinging to death.
Read full story'Raunchy' Cola War Commercials Spark Network Controversy
(CNN) Actual commercial .. A live studio audience .. Coke folks, Pepsi folks. 2 bowls on stage. A pooch walks up to one bowl labeled "Coke", tinkles on it. The PEPSI crowd goes wild. Pooch then walks over to the Pepsi bowl, squats down, do...
Read full storyJust some random thoughts, please don't report me to the authorities
BOB Legere of KWXN, Denver and Ted Wallace of WQRZ, Miami attempting to hold a phone conversation ..
Read full storyBrilliant New Strategy to Save Social Security
Washington D.C., 13 January 2006 - Washington released a bold new strategy to help save the Social Security system in America today. The plan, considered to be brilliant and progressive by proponents, lays out a multi-layered approach that enl...
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