Kate Burton: "I'm Clinically Insane"
JERUSALEM - At a press conference here today, Kate Burton opened with a one sentence statement, echoing a California actor turned governor: "I'll be back." Wearing a new keffiyeh, which was a gift from her kidnappers, and fashionably dressed in an or...
Read full storyLionel - American Flyer Collision Causes Evacuation
TONAWANDA - This industrial town north of Buffalo, New York faced an event the citizens thought would never occur: A collision between Bobby's Lionel diesel locomotive and Mikey's American Flyer steam locomotive caused the evacuation of an entire nei...
Read full storyPhillips unveils Nightmare Terror Dream Machine
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!". So begins the terrifying commercial for Phillip's groundbreaking nightmare inducing dream machine. The commercial itself has been banned from over 300 stations nationwide because of the sheer unbridled ter...
Read full storyPretending To Use Mobile Phones Now Number 1 Way Young People Deal With Socially Awkward Situations
Whatever happened to inane weather-related remarks? A new survey has shown that pretending to use Mobile phones has, in recent years, become the most common way young people in the developed world cope with socially awkward situations such as uncomfo...
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