Cartoon Riots Create Havoc In Real World
Violent cartoon riots erupted worldwide today, as thousands of cartoon characters waged violent protests decrying the way they've been caricatured by the media in comic books and newspapers around the globe.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After hearing Houston Police Chief Harold Hurtt's remarks in one of the Police Chief's recent press conferences, President George W. Bush gave praise to Chief Hurtt.
Read full storyCherie 'brain-damaged by Iraq war'
London, UK; 17 February 2006 - (Rioters) Fears are growing in the corridors of power at Whitehall today that the Prime Minister's wife Cherry Bush QC may have become irreversibily brain damaged as a direct result of the Iraq war and is suffer...
Read full storyMike Tyson Says He'll Kill Brad Pitt if Pitt Talks to Robin Givens Again In this Lifetime
(J ONLINE) -> Brad Pitt's former girlfriend Robin Givens, former WIFE of Heavy Weight Boxing Champion Mike Tyson was taken into protective custody by police after Tyson learned of Pitt's and Given's ongoing secret relationship and Tyso...
Read full storyShot in the face, the new kicked in the nuts
So the big news flying around (or more accurately walking around in circles waiting for its cage door to be opened so it can slowly walk out and then be immediately shot) is the news that Vice President, Richard “Dick” Cheney viciously shot a 78 year old hunting partner in the face. Mr. Cheney “intended” to shoot a Quail, but instead shot his fellow Quail killer in the face. If only the Quail w...
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