Tory organ donors influence Party's top 12 greatest icons
Hellfire Club HQ, London - (Ass Mess): The Conservative Party's Euro-Septic stink tank has finally published the names of the iconic influences which have shaped its modern political strategy in the UK today. And top of the list are the Yorkshir...
Read full storyHitler's Little Book of Verse Joins List of Books Banned in Boston
A resurgent interest in the early poetry of Adolph Hitler has resulted in the banning of the infamous dictator's Little Book of Verse by the City of Boston School District. Hitler's Little Book of Verse was originally banned in Germany after...
Read full storySanta Quits Says It's Younger Man's Game
In a shock move today Santa has quit and says that he's done his last spin round the world delivering presents and toys to all.
Read full storyMr Blobby is back!
The BBC announced today that Noel Edmonds is in for a fight as his ex-side kick Mr Blobby is back. Blobby has signed a £45,000,000 contract to make his own game show, the show entitled "Blobby or no Blobby" will be shown on BBC 1 at the sam...
Read full storyMicrosoft Patents Edible Fruitcake
Fruitcakes, having gotten a bad rap for the past 500 years received a much needed PR boost after Bill Gates commissioned Microsoft developers to "make a darned fruitcake worth eating". Microsoft engineers under the direction of lead Vista d...
Read full storySatirist Duff Says...Christmas? Bah Humbug!
Satirist on The Spoof, Duff, has today revealed himself to be a sad git because when the rest of the world is celebrating with their loved ones, Duff is hunched up over a computer writing what he believes to be amusing articles.
Read full storyPope's Message Is Directed To The Yoof
As part of his drive to involve the 'yoof' into the modern church, the Pope will today include a section of his Christmas blessing in a rap specially written for him by English rap combo, The Incontinence Crew.
Read full storySanta Shot Down By NORAD; Millions of Children Witness Catastrophe
The US Air Force, NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command), in a gross case of mistaken identity, disintegrated Santa Clause and his 18 reindeer over Washington airspace this evening. Apparently, the heavy red man was flying over restricted a...
Read full storyBush Vows to Prevail Against "War on Christmas"
President Bush stated once again today that the "War on Christmas" will not succeed. With polls showing that most Americans believe Christians cannot win against the anti-Christmas forces, Bush has been ratcheting up the pro-Christmas rheto...
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