The Donald is not Pleased. With YOU
YOU, Time Person of the Year might as well give up now and drink the poison Kool-Aid because the Donald (Donald Trump) is not pleased with YOU at all. Trump in fact after discovering that YOU were named Time Magazine's person of the year reported...
Read full storyLet It Snow Let It Snow Let It Snow
With one week to go to the big day The Spoof can state categorically that it may or may not be a white Christmas this year.
Read full storyCow-Patty Bingo Still Holds Southern Charm
Anthropologists discovered today that there are traditions that southerners just aren't going to part with. And one of these traditions is cow-patty bingo.
Read full storyWalter Mitty Romney outed
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Massachusetts resident and Non-Aligned Illuminatus Walter Mitty Romney has been outed as a serial fantasist whose previous incarnation as a Reagan-era escapologist was discovered after recovered memories of crack-dealing d...
Read full storyWide-Screen HD TVs Help Control Violence
Social Workers concerned about the number of giant entertainment centers in trailer parks among low income wage earners in the South breathed a sigh of relief today after researchers proved that these entertainment centers, particularly the wide-scre...
Read full storyCruise and Holmes file for divorce to quell speculation
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced to the media today they would be filing for divorce. They are calling it a future active settlement to avoid undue speculation.
Read full storyUnnaturalist takes prestigeous Con award
London - (Rioters): Unnaturalist Sir David Attenborough has won this year's Greatest Living Con award after millions of TV viewers voted him the country's most prolific serial wildlife bore in a tightly contested race.
Read full storyNBA Supplier Makes Basketballs Out of Dreams
Strange bedfellows business and education were in the news again today to announce a special partnership. In exchange for valuable dream material to make new balls out of, adolescents with unrealistic dreams of becoming sports stars will have their d...
Read full storyGays Unite Jews, Muslims and Christians
It was deja vu in Durham today for gays who organized a gay pride march through city streets. In a strange turn of events similar to what happened back in November of this year in the city of Jerusalem, gays ended up turning the table and uniting thr...
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