Amateur Voice Acting Pandemic!
A world wide pandemic has erupted, effecting people from children to adults. It has become known as "Amateur Voice Acting". One of the most common sources that have infected thousands, is called the Voice Acting Alliance. Some may call this...
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Believing that all embryos are viable human beings, (real living, thinking people, just a wee bit short of a mooring pier for growth and development) and that using one for scientific stem cell research is comparable to murder;...
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DETROIT (MotorNews)--With oil prices at astronomical heights, Hollywood and Motown have teamed up to do what diplomacy and armed conflict haven't been able to accomplish: to deliver to the American people an alternative to long lines at the ga...
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REDMOND, Wash. - Microsoft announced today that it is introducing a new corporate song to replace the aging "Start Me Up" anthem from the aging British rock group The Rolling Stones. "While 'Start Me Up' has a nice bea...
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The iPod has so many accessories and extraneous add-ons going for it, it’s becoming laughable. I’ve even seen a specialized sock with which to carry the player, proudly being advertised on Apple’s own site, no less. I do feel, however, that there are a few ideas which Apple should seriously consider looking into, for both the benefit of the listener and the company. So I’ve penned out a few of the...
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Paris, France -- Annoyed by criticism of the commitment of only a miniscule amount of French troops to the Middle East peacekeeping force, President Jacques Chirac held a press conference today at the foot of the Eiffel Tower to clarify and defend Fr...
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