Bill Gates Fights AIDS
The battle against AIDS and two other deadly diseases ravaging the developing world got a $500 million USD booster shot yesterday.
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(Los Angeles, CA -) Some people flee crisis and beg for governments to take even more control over their daily lives. Others think crisis means opportunity.
Read full storyCops smash heir terror plot
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Officers from the Met's Anti-terrorist branch have foiled a massive conspiracy to blow up a series of transatlantic passenger jets masterminded by the heir to the Pretender to the Throne of Great Britain, Charles Wind...
Read full storyViacom Tries to Buy The Onion; Man with Bag on Head Interferes
It's been rumored for weeks that media giant Viacom has attempted to buy The Onion, the satirical newspaper and Web site. The Onion has denied that any negotiations have taken place, but our spies know the true story. There WAS a small (two peo...
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