Michael Owen was tempted to be a goat herder
It was revealed today that Newcastle United's new record signing, Michael Owen, was tempted to quit football for a life as a goat herder.
Read full storyJabba the Hut Hired to Host MDA Telethon
Unemployed actor, Jabba the Hut, has been hired by Jerry Lewis' MDA Charities, Inc. to host the annual Labor Day Telethon. Since the completion of the Star Wars double trilogy, Jabba has been looking for a starring vehicle, but had been rebuffed at e...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Samples Cajun Cuisine
NEW ORLEANS (AP)-Eager to show his concern for New Orleans hurricane and flood victims amidst accusations that federal relief efforts had greatly failed, President George Bush and his advisors flew by helicopter deep into the flood-ravaged city and s...
Read full storyKatherine Harris put in charge of New Orleans Body Count
New Orleans - White House officials today announced former Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris would be put in charge of tallying the body count in New Orleans. Harris has reportedly stated she is "not going to count" bodies mis...
Read full storyOklahoma Announces Updated Schedule After Loss to TCU
The University of Oklahoma Sooners have announced a new football schedule effective immediately for the 2005 season after their upset home loss to Texas Christian University (TCU).
Read full storyThe Best Little Missionary Discussion in Texas
The following is not a joke. This really happened to me when I was a Missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (the Mormon Church) over twenty years ago. The experience occurred right after I was transferred into a small town in Texas as a missionary in the early 1980’s. I have changed the names of the city, my companion, and the member of the Bishopric to save some people...
Read full storyUnconventional Support Groups to Aid in New Orleans Clean-Up and Rescue
The Governor of Louisiana, in conjunction with the head of F.E.M.A. and the mayor of New Orleans, have come up with some rather unconventional plans to assist in the clean up and rescue efforts in the hurricane ravaged area. Government spokesman Edg...
Read full storyIt's All Bush's Fault
In light of recent accusations that the recent hurricane was the fault of President Bush (for not fighting against global warming), liberal groups have now decided that the following disasters are now the fault of President:...
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