Domino's Pizza Delivers....Your Packages
Domino's Pizza, the nations largest Pizza Delivery Company, has announced plans to turn their delivery fleet into a parcel service also. "We have over 20,000 cars on the roads at any given moment all over this country. That is larger than...
Read full storyProctor and Gamble Announces New, Improved Tide
For the 86th time in the last 75 years, Proctor and Gamble has announced New, Improved Tide. In the past, they have had Tide, Clean Breeze Tide, Mountain Spring Tide, Foaming Action Tide, Tide with Green Power Crystals, Tide with Blue Power Crystals...
Read full storyBritney Changes First Diaper, Says "Eeewwww"
Pop Queen Britney Spears rushed her baby to the local hospital today when she discovered an "icky smell" coming from the child's diaper. Emergency room doctors quickly rushed the baby boy into pediatric I.C.U. before discovering that t...
Read full storyCongress to Increase the Minimum Wage
The U.S. House of Representatives and Senate have agreed to jointly design a plan that would increase the minimum wage without starting inflation, an action that has followed each increase in the past. Much of the high, runaway inflation of the Jimm...
Read full storyNCAA Native American Mascot Ban Extends to States
(AP) The NCAA, the governing body of college sports, has extended their ban on Native American mascots at their basketball tournament to include the state of Utah.
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