Yankees Manager Joe Torre Gives An Inspirational Speech
Manager Joe Torre, in a dedicated and sincere effort to inspire his players to play professional baseball, has gathered his team in the clubhouse, locked the doors and told them what the score is.
Read full storyDell Employee Tones Down Sarcasm To Fit In Socially At Work
Droll office clerk, Seamus Redmond, currently one of roughly 1000 employees working in the Dell Computers Operations Centre in Bray, Ireland today admitted that, in order to fit in socially with his work colleagues, he is forced to reduce his typical...
Read full storyApprentice Alla Fires Donald Trump in First Episode
Hollywood -- Donald Trump may have dominated Ivana, and Marla Maples, but he's apparently met his match with Alla Wartenberg, a former stripper who teased and tormented a cold-blooded killer and lived to tell about it. In the first episode, sc...
Read full storySteve Irwin Afraid to Wrestle LA Alligator
LOS ANGELES - He might be brave on camera, but "Alligator Hunter" Steve Irwin was reportedly too scared to go after an alligator in Los Angeles' Machado Lake. According to Irwin's spokesman, Rep Tyler, "Hey, everything in L...
Read full storyKennebunkport Family Stranded on Rooftop
Maine -- A Kennebunkport family briefly stranded on their roof "absolutely swears" they'll never call 911 again, "even if the house is on fire." According to Martin Baker, "My family and I had climbed up on the roof to...
Read full storyGraffiti "Artists" Tagging New Orleans
New Orleans - With law and order mostly restored, sufficient food and water for holdouts, and floodwater levels going down by the day, New Orleans has a new problem. Graffiti "Artists," a.k.a. "Taggers." Today, two FEMA employe...
Read full storyLA Blackout Caused by Al Quaeda Blowing Fuse
Los Angeles - Most of downtown Los Angeles was blacked out today after a behemoth fuse blew at a Los Angeles Power and Light transmission facility . An American-born member of Al-Quaida reportedly blew a fuse after his videotaped communique' t...
Read full storyWWE Sold to Tom Cruise; Vince McMahon Fired
STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT (WWE Special) The decision made yesterday to sell the entire WWE organization to Hollywood actor Tom Cruise struck a blow to diehard wrestling fans throughout the world. Trying to adjust to being unable to watch smackdowns and m...
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